So there we are, both in Egypt and we each have a little toot. What’ve we got?

A Tutankhamun.

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1. Yo mama so old she says "card" instead of line and "deck" instead of program.

2. What do you call a soldier with no legs?

Army..

3. Obi Wan Kenobi has opened a Cafe in Amsterdam

It's called The High Ground

4. What did one flatbread say to the other?

It’s naan of your business.

5. Charity

Wife: I want to donate my clothes to poor starving people. Husband: If they can fit in your clothes, they’re not starving. His funeral is Tuesday

6. My cat just sniffed my phone

I said, "It's not a smellphone!"

7. When did Vikings have sex?

When they were horny

8. I asked my freshman programmer friend what kind of algorithms she's learning in school. She replied:

>!Oh, all sorts!!!<

9. Native American culture

Did you know that the Native Americans used to carry around two outhouse tents wherever they travelled? They called one the tee-pee, and the other one the too-poo

10. Tattoo Parlor

I recently lost my job and so have been researching new careers. I've decided to open a tattoo parlor where women can flash me for a discount. I'm going to call it "Tit for Tat."

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So there we are, both in Egypt and we each have a little toot. What’ve we got?

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